hi. i’m audrey pettigrew and you’re reading chiclets!

where life is like a box of chocolates—

and an optimization problem.

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i like to date and shop and hang out and learn and save the world from unspeakable evil—you know, girly stuff ✨🧚

and then i write about it!

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my credentials include:

⟡ MIT alum

⟡ Chicagoan—no, really

⟡ ladies at the thrift store can’t get enough of my reject rack

⟡ went to the yap convention, and everyone there knew me

⟡ ~70% NYT crossword puzzle completion rate